So, after much hesitation, I finally decided to start one of these blog-thingies. I figure at 29.6 years of age, I'm a bit too old to share my ramblings on MySpace. Not that there's anything wrong with myspace, it's just meant for high schoolers and college students. Even people in their twenties can sometimes get away with it, but only the really really popular ones that have hundreds of friends and no time to keep up with em, people like my too-pretty, too-perky, too perfect sister-in-law who gets to hang out with famous people for the hell of it, not that I'm jealous or anything! (ok, maybe just a lil'- after all, she's gotten the chance to meet my dream man, Oscar de La Hoya, not once, but twice, but who's counting?) Anyway, for those people, MySpace can be pretty useful, but I am 4 months away from entering my 4th decade on this planet, and I'm pretty sure there's a law that says you cannot have a MySpace account past the age of thirty, and if there's not, then there should be.
Here's a list I've compliled to help you figure out if you're too old to be on MySpace.
1.If your top 8 consists of your own kids and a few of their friends, you're too old to have a MS.
2.If your top 8 is more like your top 1, and his name is Tom, not only are you too old to be on MySpace, but you are a pathetic loser- have you considered suicide?
3.If your "friends" consist of bands, actors, singers, and other famous people who don't know you from their asses...you're too old to be on MySpace.
4.If you accept everyone that wants be added as your friend, especially the pornographic profiles....you know you're too old to be on MySpace AND you're also a perv!
5.And finally...If you created a profile to find old classmates, and they're all dead, you are Much too old to be on MySpace!
You're Welcome. Now go do the right thing and delete your profile!
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